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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Who invented apple? God

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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