It got hit by a rocket.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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You having friends.

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knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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