- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How would you rule?

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What does greg and Ian have in common?

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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