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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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