Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Most of her friends have encouraged her to contact the IRS about this to see if she can start a repayment plan for her back-taxes or obtain some sort of federal assistance. Otherwise, Ms. Keller is likely to suffer serious legal consequences.

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How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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My grandma once told me " never trust the blacks"

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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