- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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