- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do you call a black man? A person

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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