- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

http://www.dafk.net/what/

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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