- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

scraggle is in you pillow case

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Homosexualism is so gay man

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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