Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What's old and wrinkly? old people

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

President Donald Trump

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

I'm going to Re-write History... History

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Gretta has five legs? -no

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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