- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What is the difference between a white mans penis and a black mans penis? It doesn't matter, phallic size isn't everything its what you do that defies you.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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