what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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