old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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