Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

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What did the gay man die of? Obesity.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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