People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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