- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Ian's mind Elevator music

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

boobs!

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Christianity.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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