Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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No soap radio

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He--Hey guys

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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where is the world?

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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