Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Loperson

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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