How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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