What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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boner

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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a ab

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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dyslexic's Untie

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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