- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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