Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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