- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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