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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

I once did something.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.