Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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