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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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