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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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