- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Hi, this is luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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