Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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do you have a wife?

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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