- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

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