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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

If you are reading this you are a nerd

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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