- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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