Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

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There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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