- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

I literally died laughing

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

women's rights

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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