- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

I hate blackniggers

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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