- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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