- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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