baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

This is funny.

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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