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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

A guy at a baseball game....

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Skrillex.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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