So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

2 black kids walk into school

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

why was the man sad? his wife died

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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