- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

I literally died laughing

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

women's rights

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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