- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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