- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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