- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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