What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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Justin Beiber

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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