- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

whats worse than a kane nothing

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

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