A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

your mom is so stupid she got raped

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do I hate? people

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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