- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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