- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the fish fly It didn't

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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