What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Leave. Now.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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