What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

haha black people :D

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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