Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

What do you call your mom? Mom

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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