Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Hey, 2 beers please" The bartender asks why he is ordering two, as he is alone. The man replies "There is a taxi waiting for me outside."

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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