- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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