what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

I work at jcpenny

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Women's rights.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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