- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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