- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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