What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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