Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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AIDS

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Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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anus

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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