A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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