- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Why didn't he finish his

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Tim likes girls

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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