How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock knock Go away

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What would Muhammed do?

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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