Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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Sticks and stones may break my bones because I have osteoporosis

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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