Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

they told me not to write here but i did

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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