- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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