Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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