- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Bob Saget

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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