- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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