Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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whats 1 + 1? 2

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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autsim

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Get Outta Here We're Closed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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