Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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mexicans fishing

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

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