- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Obama

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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