What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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