How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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