- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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