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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Irish sobriety

Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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