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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

relatable: school : 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: oscer has 4 apple his train was 7 min early now caulate the mass of the sun

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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