- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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