- Anti Joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

I'd like to make a withdraw

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm