- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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