Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Women's Rights

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Terry has ebola

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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